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Do YoU NeEd hElP? WiTh sUmThInG To do wItH CuMpUtErS Or dEsIgNiNg wEb pAgEs?( or jacob hoggard) or games, ah just tell me, and i can probably figure it out! LEMME KNOW!! E~ MAIL MEH! listening_to_the_wind@hotmail.com but thats only if your question ain't answered in this help page!

How to deal with a scummy life..

1. Wash urself, over, and over.

2. trade with a blonde, that has big "ones"

3. Get 5 DVD's for 45 cents each.

4. Watch a stripper.

8. Phone a concellar.

How to deal with, "getting dumped."

3.Throw out anything, to do with him. (including his msn!)

4. Spend time, with good friends..

5. Keep ur eye out, for new dudes.. (HIS FRIEND!))

7. Party like theres no tomorrow..

Losing your BFF.

1. Try to make new friends. (this wont be easy.)

2. Buy a box of kleenex!

3. Involve yourself!

5. be happy! PAINT UR NAILS PINK!

How to get OVER a guy, when you can't GET OVER HIM!

1. Be honest with yourself. Tell yourself you guys wern't mean't to be.

2. Hang out with his friends.(That totally gets him mad!)

3. Tell his girlfriend he's cheating.

4. Mail him, a baggie of hamster shit.( Or any kind of shit!)

5. Don't talk about him, around anyone. and refrain from thinking about him. ( HE'S NO LONGER UR PROPERTY GURL!)

6. Give that cutie, in the hall, a second glance.

7. And remember, He's-so-not-worth-another-box-of-tissues!

1. Don't sleep with ur mouth open, you'll drool.

2. Never! get back with an ex! that leads to trouble.

3. Think happy thoughts.

4. Eat ice cream, eat sundaes, with ur gurls!

5. Forget about the guys, and just chill.

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